No, it has NOT escaped my attention.

Yes, I AM aware that for 2 months running, my mastheads have been less than, well, exciting.

Problem #1: I have Adobe, but have no real idea of how to use it.

Problem #2: Even if I did know how to copy and paste a simple picture or edit anything in Adobe, I am having some creative “issues”. I’ve got nuthin’.

So until I’m hit with an inspired bolt of magical elf lightning, this is what you get.