I Went, I Saw, I Got Really Sunburnt

St. George… a place for me that represents relaxation, getting away from reponsibilities, and wonderful weather.
It’s a place that I’ve taken countless family vacations, and a location with only good memories.
My retreat to the sunkissed town was exactly what I needed, although I left feeling more bitch-slapped by the sun rather than kissed.
For me there is [...]

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Hell Yeah!

It’s been a stressful couple of weeks. But this weekend has some great relaxation potential.
And after yesterdays stupid ass snow storm (along with my day-to-day responsibilities), I couldn’t be happier to leave the land of the holy and head south to St. George. I’m going with a friend of mine, and we have some serious [...]

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How To NOT Win A Girls Affection

After a few weeks of emailing back and forth, a man that contacted me through myspace asked me to text him (just because I’m so “funny” and “cute” and he wants to get to know me better).
Here is the text string from last night, spelling and all:
ME: “Hey, it’s Megan, your favorite new friend. I’m [...]

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Whew…

The much dreaded surgery has come and gone, and all is well. We still have to wait for pathology and some culturing of the retarded lymph node, but the doctor said that it looked healthy. Deep breath.
Emma did so well that we didn’t have to stay the night as originally planned. Woo Hoo!
We had a [...]

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Fear and Loathing in SLC

I’m wishing that I had something funny and witty to write, but I’m too damn worried to come up with anything comical.
The lump in my daughters neck which I was worred about in October, like I wrote about here, and then felt OK about, like I wrote here… well, it may not be nothing like [...]

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Banned

I am banning myself from watching any movies that have the following plots: Movies that have nerdishly cute men who are in love with that girl next door. Movies in which men lose their one “true” love and then gain new wisdom and win their bitch back. Movies with endearing men who lose the girl [...]

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What Does This Say About Me?

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I’ve seen some seriously weird, funny, and creepy search phrases that lead people to this blog.
But this, my friends, may be the most disturbing:
waterbottles in pussies
I really don’t know what to think, other than WHAT THE FUCK!

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Slightly Random… Always Delightful

The past few days have been beautiful! The weather has been fucking (that was dedicated to my previous post) glorious. Yesterday I worked out in the yard and then soaked in some rays while dozing a little and listening to my ipod. It goes without saying that I am now completely sunburned. Back to the [...]

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The “F” Word

I’m a big fan of the “F” word, although I use it much less than I’d like. If you’re confused about when the best time is to use this word is, take a look at this little tutorial:

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I Feel Like a New Woman

Since moving in, I’ve had this crappy, old, warped, crud-like, wooden garage door.
Thanks to an OK tax refund, I finally have a new door. It’s white and clean and undamaged. As I pushed the button on the opener remote, I felt like a virgin, touched for the very first time.

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