I must be getting old. Because I’m not terribly old fashioned, and there is no other explanation for the way I feel.
This morning at my kids school Halloween Parade, I noticed a trend that I find slightly disturbing. What ever happened to the typical costumes of old?: The baby, Cheerleader, Ghost, Vampire, Strawberry Shortcake, etc.
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Archive for October, 2008
Metamucil Is In My Near Future
Posted in Kids, Motherhood on October 30, 2008 | 6 Comments »
BOOOOOOOOOORING.
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Random Stuff, Well ain't that the shits, Work on October 24, 2008 | 6 Comments »
As a real estate agent, I’m required to take a certain number of classes/hours in order to renew my license.
Right now, at this very moment, I’m sitting in one of these classes.
Someone… ANYONE… please, come save me. I am having thoughts of stabbing myself in the eye with my pencil just to add some excitement. [...]
Good Failings
Posted in Blogroll, Good Times, Just for fun, Random Stuff, YES! on October 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I love this blog, because:
Awww Hell
Posted in Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Family, House and Home, I just threw up a little, Kids, Motherhood, Well ain't that the shits on October 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I got mine last month. My dad followed suit a week after my diagnosis. And because we’re a family that shares… PNEUMONIA for everyone! Hurray! Ian, my oldest, has been pretty sick this past week. He saw the doctor last Monday and they thought it was just the flu. Symptoms: Fevers that come and go, [...]
Glad I Went To The U
Posted in Assholes & Vexation, Babble, I just threw up a little, Well ain't that the shits on October 17, 2008 | 6 Comments »
READ– CRAZY F’ING STORY
Even in my most active days, I would have been equally as disgusted and embarrassed for this place of “learning” as I am today. BARF! Since when did you have to be a member “in good standing” to get your diploma? What in the hell does this have to do with getting [...]
Oh, I Feel A Burning In My Bosom
Posted in Assholes & Vexation, Babble, Dating, Divorce, Family, I just threw up a little, Life, Men, Random Stuff, Romance, WTF, Well ain't that the shits on October 16, 2008 | 6 Comments »
*I half-heartedly and half-ass apologize if this offends anyone*
There seems to be a never ending supply of relationship and dating advice from everyone around me, especially my married friends. Not that everything they say is without merit, but the “how to meet a nice guy” is where the arguments arise.
I find it interesting that these [...]
IT
Posted in Assholes & Vexation, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Life, Well ain't that the shits on October 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »
The idea was that I would let “it” go. Put it behind me and move on.
Since my divorce over two years ago, I have never felt afraid living alone (well, sans a man). My home has been a sanctuary… A place that I’ve always felt safe and comfortable.
But since “it” happened, and despite my resolve [...]
It’s A Little Out Of The Ordinary
Posted in Good Times, I'd totally hump that shoe if I could, I'm a dork, Just for fun, Random Stuff, YES! on October 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’m not much of a shopper.
As a child, I absolutely HATED when my mother would take me out twice a year to try on clothing. It was a tearful experience. And I haven’t changed much as an adult (although now I cry for different reasons when I’m in that evil, flourescent lit, mirror enveloping enclosure). [...]
No Wonder It Makes People Crazy
Posted in Dating, Just for fun, Life, Men, Romance on October 5, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I happened upon this little gem full of useful and completely irrelevant information and found it rather entertaining. Love… the double edged sword. Enjoy
25 Fascinating Love Facts
By Laura Schaefer Love is mysterious, fascinating, and when you find it with the right person, there’s nothing better. Here are 25 surprising love facts to puzzle [...]
The Dating Do’s and Don’ts – Part 3
Posted in And THAT'S Why You'll Never Have Sex Again, Assholes & Vexation, Dating, Men, Romance, WTF on October 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
If you happened to miss The Dating Do’s and Don’ts Part 1 and Part 2, here they are for your information and enjoyment.
Todays installment will focus on the do’s and don’ts of blind dating, specifically when meeting online:
DO: There is no set rule on how communication after meeting online should happen. Some people like to [...]