Anything For Love

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Without Further Ado

I figured it was time to do a “Search Engine” post… these words and phrases are what bring some to my site, and always make me feel like a perfect Jerry Springer candidate.
10. “Mary Steamvirgin Nude “- Ironic seeing as I don’t even know who she is, and have never posted about her save when [...]

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First Half Of My Day

Today I:
1) I lounged around in bed with Pants until we decided to hit my favorite waffle house dive and stuff our guts with vein clogging delights.
2) Returned home and laid around for a little while.
3) Opened a can of whoop ass (while Pants was napping with my cat) on my family room. I’m talking [...]

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The Dating Do’s and Don’ts – Part 3

If you happened to miss The Dating Do’s and Don’ts Part 1 and Part 2, here they are for your information and enjoyment.
Todays installment will focus on the do’s and don’ts of blind dating, specifically when meeting online:
DO: There is no set rule on how communication after meeting online should happen. Some people like to [...]

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You Know You’ve Given Up When…

10- You drop off AND pick up your kids from school while wearing a pullover and pajama bottoms, along with CROCS thongs (orange and blue… yes, envision them), without having brushed your hair OR teeth.
9- Showering becomes optional.
8- Your social highlights of the week are your softball games. And you’re afraid for the softball season [...]

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Phone Curse

I’ve gone through 5 phones in 2 years. That’s got to be some kind of record. The weird thing is that I’m not hard on them or anything. I don’t drop them in water or bang them around. So the only other rational explanation is that I’m phone cursed.
My former boyfriend (former as of 30 hours ago) gave [...]

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Are you Effing Kidding Me?!?

You might remember earlier this spring my little heart was filleted and sauteed by a certain jackass we’ll refer to as D.B. In case you need a refresher, here’s is the first post as well as the link to the second post addressing my heartbreak at the hands of this winner. You’re welcome, I’m just [...]

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And The Award Goes To…

How boring and mundane my life would be without the never ending list of douche bags out there in this world. Captain Douche, thank you for this, and thanks for being you, in all of your douche baggery. Don’t ever change.

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The Olympics Hate Me

I’m exhausted.
Is it because I’ve had trouble sleeping due to all of the stresses of life? No.
Am I up late because I’m training a helper monkey? Negative.
Is it because I’ve been getting pounded so long and hard ALL NIGHT LONG that it keeps me up into the wee hours of the morn? Unfortunately, no.
It’s these [...]

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Oh, I’m All That AND A Bag Of Raisins

I’ve been in a weird “place” the last few days. It’s OK… I’m still safe to handle sharp objects and can deal with the open flame on my stove. I’ve just felt, well, off.
Me being in a weird place isn’t all that rare. I mean I’m pretty damn weird, aka, charming. But I just can’t [...]

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