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Nice Timing
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Good Times, Just for fun on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Someone Save Me
Posted in Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Damn it, House and Home on October 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So tired. And so covered in dust, mortar, and probably 10 other dirty and gross things. And I’m feeling my age plus about 89 years. I hurt every where. The worst/most difficult part of the job is over, but I still have enough work left to do to seriously consider whoring myself out to Bob [...]
Bathtubs, Bats, and Noseblows
Posted in Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Family, Good Times, House and Home, Kids, Life, Motherhood on September 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I keep waiting for things to slow down a little bit… just enough so I can stop, take a breath, and relax a little. Seeing as it’s been 9 months without much down time, it’s finally set in that this is the norm. SWEET!
The kids are back in the swing of things at school, and [...]
A Touch of Random
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Damn it, Family, Good Times, House and Home, Motherhood, Pets on August 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My dog is a total wimp and will pretty much bark at any and every stranger. But once he’s seen you a few times, that empty-threat bark is replaced by a tail wag and a possible tongue bath. But sometimes he never quite gets over his “distaste” for some people and will bark no matter [...]
It’s Really Interesting… Really.
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Damn it, Family, Good Times, House and Home, It's OK to love your pets, Motherhood, People More Stupider Than Me, Pets, Random Stuff on July 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
TEN THINGS THAT SUCK
10- Sand in my bed.
9- Lack of sleep.
8- Lack of money.
7- Brilliant ex’s who call to ask if it’s OK for your son to jump on the tramp even though that’s how he hurt his arm 4 days before.
6- Your cat getting bit over her eye by the neighbors stupid cat, it [...]
Rollercoaster
Posted in Assholes & Vexation, Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Family, Good Times, I just threw up a little, Kids, Life, Motherhood, Pets on April 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why I’m irritated, and in no particular order:
Everyone (except me and one child) is sick. And not just a little trifling cold. I’m talking about one kid who has the croup that requires breathing treatments with a nebulizer, and others who have the flu that has them puking up their guts (I won’t mention the [...]
Your Day Just Wouldn’t Have Been The Same
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Bodily Functions, Family, Friends, I just threw up a little on March 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
What would you do without my inconsistent and yet TOTALLY fascinating and enlightening life updates? I don’t want to find out the damage THAT could cause so, here you go:
As of last night, I’m back in the swing of volleyball. I was looking oh so forward to it. Summary of the game? CRAP! I played [...]
I’m A Rebel
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me on February 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I just spent 10 minutes composing a post when I suddenly realized that I can’t post it. Because (sort of unfortunately), I’m no longer totally anonymous and people I actually know occasionally read this.
Damn. And I used to be so mysterious.
Self editing sucks. I’m thinking it might be time to start a secret blog which [...]
My Innards Have Been Scarred For Life
Posted in Babble, Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, I just threw up a little on February 4, 2009 | 3 Comments »
It had so much going for it… an almost unending potential:
A sports grill, which is almost like a bar, in St. George, UT. Almost no competition.
A catchy name.
A bunch of big t.v.s all over the place.
An interesting menu.
A pretty good beer (yuck) selection, or so I was told.
How could it possibly go wrong?! It could, [...]
Christmas Can Lick It
Posted in Bitch & Moan...Woe is me, Divorce, Family, I just threw up a little, Kids, Life, Motherhood, Well ain't that the shits, Who's that Jackass in the mirror...oh on December 10, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’m so bloody excited for Christmas I feel inspired to go to the mall and punch elves.
No, I’m NOT in the mood. No, I’m not feeling the spirit of the season, unless the spirit entails bile rising up in my throat every time I hear “Santa Baby”. I’ve yet to put up a tree (but [...]