Awesome and Not-So-Awesome

AWESOME: Getting together with a gaggle of friends for a “Christmas Cookie Exchange” party. What is a Christmas cookie exchange party you ask? It’s a bunch of women getting together to visit, catch up, laugh and just enjoy each other’s company. But we don’t come empty handed. Oh no. We show up with 6 dozen [...]

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Someone Save Me

So tired. And so covered in dust, mortar, and probably 10 other dirty and gross things. And I’m feeling my age plus about 89 years. I hurt every where. The worst/most difficult part of the job is over, but I still have enough work left to do to seriously consider whoring myself out to Bob [...]

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A Touch of Random

My dog is a total wimp and will pretty much bark at any and every stranger. But once he’s seen you a few times, that empty-threat bark is replaced by a tail wag and a possible tongue bath. But sometimes he never quite gets over his “distaste” for some people and will bark no matter [...]

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It’s Really Interesting… Really.

TEN THINGS THAT SUCK
10- Sand in my bed.
9- Lack of sleep.
8- Lack of money.
7- Brilliant ex’s who call to ask if it’s OK for your son to jump on the tramp even though that’s how he hurt his arm 4 days before.
6- Your cat getting bit over her eye by the neighbors stupid cat, it [...]

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Whore!

An filthy whore has hurt my family.
OK, technically just one “person” in my family. But when you hurt one you hurt us all, right?
My precious, sweet, loving, delightful cat Pheobe was bitten by a devilish black widow last week. At least that was the diagnosis of the vet (no, he didn’t use “whore” or “devilish” [...]

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The Burning In My Ears

The other morning, while waiting in the car to pick up the kids from kindergarten, a song came on the radio. This certain song made me think back to all of the songs that have most made me want to purge my lunch and laugh (or cry) because the lyrics are so ridiculously douchish, it’s [...]

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