Never Happier To Be An Idiot

*Warning: You may need to grab the nearest trash can or garbage bag to catch and contain the vomit from the cheese that this post might induce.
Occasionally I’ll be watching a movie and I’ll hear a line that really resonates with me.
When I saw the movie Never Been Kissed (which, let me clarify, was not [...]

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He Thinks I’m Rad!

For the past 3 months, I’ve gotten weekly facebook “friend requests” from a guy that I went out with one time. One that seemed all nice and delightful, but I never heard from him again.
So instead of denying his request for the 23209 time, I sent him this message:
It’s official… you must be in love [...]

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Ramblings and Nonsense

Weird, blah, up and down. Those words pretty much how this last week has felt. In no particular order:
The “nice guy” is still nice, but not what I’m looking for. Despite wishing he fit the bill, I ended things. I’m kind of sad. Partly because I thought there might be potential (at least in the [...]

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Oh, I Feel A Burning In My Bosom

*I half-heartedly and half-ass apologize if this offends anyone*
There seems to be a never ending supply of relationship and dating advice from everyone around me, especially my married friends. Not that everything they say is without merit, but the “how to meet a nice guy” is where the arguments arise.
I find it interesting that these [...]

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No Wonder It Makes People Crazy

I happened upon this little gem full of useful and completely irrelevant information and found it rather entertaining. Love… the double edged sword. Enjoy
25 Fascinating Love Facts
By Laura Schaefer Love is mysterious, fascinating, and when you find it with the right person, there’s nothing better. Here are 25 surprising love facts to puzzle [...]

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The Dating Do’s and Don’ts – Part 3

If you happened to miss The Dating Do’s and Don’ts Part 1 and Part 2, here they are for your information and enjoyment.
Todays installment will focus on the do’s and don’ts of blind dating, specifically when meeting online:
DO: There is no set rule on how communication after meeting online should happen. Some people like to [...]

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We Went, We Played, And Asses Were Kicked

My softball team headed to lovely Wendover this weekend to play in a tournament. Did we win? That would be a big NO. But we had a good time and got to know each other better. But I DID win at the tables (Roulette and Blackjack to be specific) and had a blast doing it.
I [...]

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A little of this and a little of that

I got a cold almost three weeks ago and after not getting better (and continuing to hack up some unmentionable crap out of my lungs) I decided a visit to the doctor was in order.
Diagnosis: Whooping cough. WHOOPING COUGH!?! Are you kidding me? That’s what little kids get, or so I thought. The icing on [...]

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Now Serving 58

It’s a very fine line kids.
That line between being your future man and being a creepy stalker.
The funny thing about the line is that two people can do exactly the same thing but invoke very different feelings. If you’re interested in someone, them rubbing your neck and back is a very welcomed action, something that not [...]

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I’m Feeling…

To my dear friends (and everyone else) who wonder how I’m doing… this video will bring you up to speed.

I don’t really (at least not everyone), but this did cheer me up

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