Class Dismissed

Do not underestimate the power of a correctly spelled word or the proper use of punctuation.
I’m not saying that you need to start addressing me as “Professor”, because I’m sure a few things slip by me every now and again. But nothing detracts from an attempted statement like a simple spelling error. Even worse is [...]

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Me, 1. Regence Blue Cross Blue Shield, 0.

If you’ve been reading my blog for awhile, you might remember the medical issues that my daughter faced last summer (I wrote about it here, here, here, and here). She survived and all is well. But, as you can read about here, even though her medical problems resolved, my fight with the insurance company had [...]

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It’s Really Interesting… Really.

TEN THINGS THAT SUCK
10- Sand in my bed.
9- Lack of sleep.
8- Lack of money.
7- Brilliant ex’s who call to ask if it’s OK for your son to jump on the tramp even though that’s how he hurt his arm 4 days before.
6- Your cat getting bit over her eye by the neighbors stupid cat, it [...]

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The Burning In My Ears

The other morning, while waiting in the car to pick up the kids from kindergarten, a song came on the radio. This certain song made me think back to all of the songs that have most made me want to purge my lunch and laugh (or cry) because the lyrics are so ridiculously douchish, it’s [...]

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Huh?

It’s been awhile since I’ve done an updated “the search engine terms that bring people to my site” post. It’s quite is overdo, don’t you think? Here are my top five:

“enlarged nipples for transvestites” – I’m sure we ALL have an abundance of questions on this subject. I just can’t quite figure out HOW this [...]

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Nutsie

Have you ever known people who on the outside look relatively normal and sane? And then after time, there is one moment of absolute clarity after they say (or write) something that clarifies everything and it hits you… They are totally and completely insane?
Yeah… LOCO!

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No Heathen Canines!

I found this ad for puppies locally rather stupid, ridiculous, laughable interesting.
Are these puppies missionaries in training? Well, it is true that those non-Christian families usually sacrifice bulldog puppies to Satan.

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