Posted in Friends, Good Times, It's OK to love your pets, Just for fun, Life, YES! on June 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This past weekend Mr. N and I traveled to Moab with our dog, Jake, and our friends Dave and Sarah (who brought Maggie, their adorable and fun puppy with ungodly sharp teeth ).
Some of the highlights of the trip:
Two amazing hikes. One to Cable Arch and another to an arch whose name I [...]
Posted in Family, Good Times, Just for fun, YES! on May 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You’ve been waiting on the edge of your chair, I know. But it has all been worth it! Part II is the most exciting part… think Indian Jones on a valium at a family reunion.
Like I said, it rained a lot during our Lake Powell weekend. ABOMINATION!, you might be saying. While it was a [...]
Posted in Good Times, I just threw up a little, People More Stupider Than Me, WTF, YES! on May 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
It’s been awhile since I’ve done an updated “the search engine terms that bring people to my site” post. It’s quite is overdo, don’t you think? Here are my top five:
“enlarged nipples for transvestites” – I’m sure we ALL have an abundance of questions on this subject. I just can’t quite figure out HOW this [...]
Posted in Family, Good Times, I just threw up a little, Love is in the air, YES! on March 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Once a year (well, we DID skip one year), the women in my immediate family get together for a weekend getaway full of relaxation and indulgence. It is something that I have always looked forward to. I must admit (grab your trash cans lest this next sentence induces your vomiting), this year I’m a little [...]
Posted in Good Times, Random Stuff, YES! on February 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Occasionally I’ll have moments when I think about past friendships and romances. For the handful of relationships in which ties were severed and there is no longer contact, there is theme: I have absolutely NO regrets of it ending when all is said and done. It ends up being a relief more than anything else.
Although [...]
Posted in Good Times, Just for fun, Life, Pets, Random Stuff, Wake Up And Smell Your Ass, YES! on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dog adoption fees: $75
Leash: $10
Seeing a lady flip shit at THE DOG PARK!!! after someone’s dog jumped on her and “ruined her $500 coat”: Priceless
Posted in Blogroll, Good Times, Just for fun, Random Stuff, YES! on October 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I love this blog, because:
Posted in Good Times, I'd totally hump that shoe if I could, I'm a dork, Just for fun, Random Stuff, YES! on October 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’m not much of a shopper.
As a child, I absolutely HATED when my mother would take me out twice a year to try on clothing. It was a tearful experience. And I haven’t changed much as an adult (although now I cry for different reasons when I’m in that evil, flourescent lit, mirror enveloping enclosure). [...]
Posted in Babble, Dating, House and Home, I'm a dork, Life, Romance, YES! on August 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
The great thing about heartache or turmoil for me is that inevitably a few days after the initial “shock”, I get a crazy urge to tackle stuff (hence, my tiling project 3 months ago, painting the hallway 2 months ago, etc.). And as I sit here and type this post, I am reaping the rewards [...]
Posted in And THAT'S Why You'll Never Have Sex Again, Good Times, Just for fun, Random Stuff, That's gonna hurt in the morning, YES! on August 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
How boring and mundane my life would be without the never ending list of douche bags out there in this world. Captain Douche, thank you for this, and thanks for being you, in all of your douche baggery. Don’t ever change.
