Why My Friends Scare Me

“Oh, you two would be awesome together”, she says with the giddy excitement only a school girl at a Britney Spears concert could match.

“Why?…What do we have in common?” I ask.

“Well…ummm….you’re both divorced. AND, you both have kids.”

Wow, and we both have nipples, the same number of chromosomes, and don’t have monkeys flying out of our asses…a match made in heaven!

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2 Comments on “Why My Friends Scare Me”

  1. Porty Says:

    Did you ask if said would-be-perfectly-matched-suitor had the requisite superfluous nipple? That’s a deal breaker to say the least.

  2. meggypoo Says:

    Amazingly enough, I forgot to ask. But as far as deal breakers go, that’s the end all BE all!

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