Whew!

What a relief! GLAD® came up with a new plastic bag that clicks so you can make sure it’s closed. Because the whole red-and-blue-makes green closure just wasn’t cutting it. Millions of innocent people have suffered an unmeasurable amount of anxiety due to not knowing if their sandwich bag was really, REALLY closed.

Health care reforms? Deteriorating ozone layer? Child abuse? Pfttt! Who cares now that I can sleep well at night knowing my food is safe when I hear that click. Although it requires ME to actually do the closing. Maybe GLAD® will improve upon this masterpiece by including a helper monkey to close the bags for me.

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