Archive for June 2009

Date #3

June 30, 2009

July was the month for my date with Cooper, my 6 year old son. If you don’t remember, I’ll remind you… I’ve been taking one child each month out for a date with Mom. They get to choose where we eat and what activity we do.

Cooper decided on IHop, followed by swimming.



It was a great night, and it was fun to re-connect with my funny and sweet boy. I spend so much time being a mom to a litter of kids that it’s hard to spend a lot of one-on-one time with any of them. Sometimes it’s easy for me to forget to see them as little individuals rather than a collective, so this is a wonderful activity that I can do with each of them. I look forward to my monthly date with the kids and am thankful that I have the opportunity to spend some quality time with them. Love you Cooper!

Happy Fathers Day

June 21, 2009


The MOST difficult thing when looking for love after a divorce is finding someone who is the kind of father that you believe your kids deserve. That’s a pretty tall order. I completely lucked out to have found one of the most patient, fun, and involved dad’s around. Thanks for being such a wonderful husband and father to both our children. I love you!

And to my dad, thank you for always being there for me. Thanks for being my wrestling partner as well as the best cuddler around. You are an amazing father and a great friend!

To all of the other fathers out there, have a delightful Fathers Day!

So Bad It’s Good

June 18, 2009

Another gem from The Onion. Hee hee.

It IS The Best Policy

June 16, 2009

I was relatively old when I discovered something that absolutely blew my mind. Adults lie!

Was I stupid? Not really. More naive than anything. I have known my parents to always be what I can only describe as Abe Lincoln honest. And I know this because, well, kids notice things. Children, my own included, are much more aware of what’s going on than we parents give them credit for. And I was no different. I watched as my parents were honest even when it would have been easier for them to tell a white lie to get out of doing something they didn’t want to do, they didn’t. Time and time again I watched as my parents were honest even in tough situations. Yes they talked to us about honesty, but the lessons that had the most impact where when I saw them in action. They didn’t just rattle off the words, but they taught by example and action.

The two BIG “rules” or lessons that were key in my home growing up were: Keeping your commitments (no matter what!) and honesty.

Was I always honest as a kid? Of course not. I made my share of mistakes and I experienced first hand how lying had a way of biting me it the butt. I may have not been a quick study, but I did learn. As an adult, I have done and do my best to be honest in everything that I do. I am by no means perfect and still make mistakes, but when it comes to being honest, it is at the top of my list. Not only do I think lies can come back to haunt you, but they can hurt you (and others) as well.

My mom once told me something (and I’m so paraphrasing, but you’ll get the gist): “Lies don’t just hurt the people that you lie to. It’s most damaging to you because YOU know that you haven’t been honest, and having that knowledge about yourself , that you are dishonest, eats away at your soul after awhile. Even the little white lies”.

And I believe it.

So it’s strange to me when I hear of or experience people in my life who lie. There are the “biggies” like adultery, bank robbery, embezzling… everyone knows THESE are wrong (although that doesn’t always stop people), or at least they should. But the little lies can cause collateral damage, and I think it’s easy for most of us to forget. It may just be to get out of an uncomfortable situation. Or maybe it’s just to avoid getting together with someone you really don’t want to spend time with. Or it may be something a bit more important, like lying during a court proceeding to maybe save yourself a few bucks, writing fake receipts to “help” out a friend, or being dishonest which causes problems and contention within your family.

It only takes ONE little lie, ONE time, and you can lose credibility with someone forever. I’ve had friends that I’ve trusted, but then come to find out that they have been dishonest. Are they good people? Yes. Are they complete liars? Probably not. Can I forgive them? Most likely. But it just took one lie for me to question EVERYTHING that they said to me and it did change the way I felt about them. I still loved them, but things were different. And in a marriage, lies (even little stupid ones) are absolute poison.

Guess my point is this: Honesty IS the best policy. Not only will it save you from getting egg on your face in the future but you knowing and thinking of yourself as an honest person helps you to lead your life with more honor and integrity.

My hopes are that I can be the kind of example to my children that my parents were to me. That despite my mistake or others influences on them, through my actions they will learn to be honest and moral people… that my behavior will support and reflect the lessons I am trying to instill in them.

Weekend Excursion

June 11, 2009

This past weekend Mr. N and I traveled to Moab with our dog, Jake, and our friends Dave and Sarah (who brought Maggie, their adorable and fun puppy with ungodly sharp teeth 😉 ).

Some of the highlights of the trip:

  • Two amazing hikes. One to Cable Arch and another to an arch whose name I can’t remember. But it was delightful :).
  • Pushing, pulling and lifting 2 dogs up a couple of small cliffs. Getting them down took some creativity and plain old brute force. Sorry that we pushed you off the ledge Jake… we terrorized you for your own good.
  • Meals that were too good to be enjoyed while camping (mainly due to D & S. THANK YOU!).
  • Dogs covered in dust and dirt, which then became mud, which then evolved into just wet, which came full cycle back into dust).
  • A fun, even if not fully completed, drive through beautiful canyons.

There is a lot more I could write and go into great detail about, but I’ll let you enjoy some of the pictures and leave the details for my memory.

It was a wonderful weekend. Not only did I get to see some of the most amazing sites Utah has to offer, but I was also able to spend some much needed time with my hubby AND our awesome friends. I am pretty lucky to have “inherited” such great amigos when I married Mr. N. A definite thumbs up.

Kinda Like Cruella De Vil

June 9, 2009

Although all of the details aren’t the same, this is pretty fitting.

The Evil Stepmother
by Maureen F. McHugh

My nine-year-old stepson Adam and I were coming home from Kung Fu. “Maureen,” Adam said–he calls me ‘Maureen’ because he was seven when Bob and I got married and that was what he had called me before. “Maureen,” Adam said, “are we going to have a Christmas tree?”

“Yeah,” I said, “of course.” After thinking a moment. “Adam, why didn’t you think we were going to have a Christmas tree?”

“Because of the new house,” he said, rather matter-of-fact. “I thought you might not let us.”

It is strange to find that you have become the kind of person who might ban Christmas Trees.

We joke about me being the evil stepmother. In fact, the joke is that I am the Nazi Evil Stepmother From Hell. It dispels tension to say it out loud. Actually, Adam and I do pretty good together. But the truth is that all stepmothers are evil. It is the nature of the relationship. It is, as far as I can tell, an unavoidable fact of step relationships.

We enter into all major relationships with no real clue of where we are going; marriage, birth, friendship. We carry maps we believe are true; our parent’s relationship, what it says in the baby book, the landscape of our own childhood. These maps are approximate at best, dangerously misleading at worst.

Dysfunctional families breed dysfunctional families. Abuse is handed down from generation to generation. That it’s all the stuff of 12 Step programs and talk shows doesn’t make it any less true or any less profound.

The map of step parenting is one of the worst, because it is based on a lie. The lie is that you will be mom or you will be dad. If you’ve got custody of the child, you’re going to raise it. You’ll be there, or you won’t. Either I mother Adam and pack his lunches, go over his homework with him, drive him to and from Boy Scouts, and tell him to eat his carrots, or I’m neglecting him. After all, Adam needs to eat his carrots. He needs someone to take his homework seriously. He needs to be told to get his shoes on, it’s time for the bus. He needs to be told not to say ‘shit’ in front of his grandmother and his teachers.

But he already has a mother, and I’m not his mother, and no matter how deserving or undeserving she is or I am,I never will be. He knows it, I know it. Stepmother’s don’t represent good things for children. When I married Adam’s father it meant that Adam could not have his father and mother back together without somehow getting me out of the picture. It meant that he would have to accept a stranger who he didn’t know and maybe wouldn’t really like into his home. It meant he was nearly powerless. It doesn’t really matter that Adam’s father and mother weren’t going to get back together, because Adam wanted to see his mom, and he wanted to be with his dad, and the way that it was easiest for him to get both those things was for his parents to be together.

It’s something most stepparents aren’t prepared for because children often court the future stepparent. You’re dating, and it’s exciting. Adam was excited that his father was going to marry me. He wanted us to do things together. But a week before the wedding, he also wanted to know if his mother and father could get back together. It wasn’t that he didn’t understand that the two things were mutually exclusive, it was more that they were unrelated for him. When I came over I was company, it was fun. But real life was mom and dad.

Marriage stopped that. That is the first evil thing I did.

The second evil thing that stepparents do is take part of a parent away. Imagine this, you’re married, and your spouse suddenly decides to bring someone else into the household, without asking you. You’re forced to accommodate. Your spouse pays attention to the Other, and while they are paying attention to the Other, they are not paying attention to you. Imagine the Other was able to make rules. In marriages it’s called bigamy, and it’s illegal.

What’s worse for the child is that they have already lost most of one parent. Now someone else is laying claim on the remaining parent. The weapons of the stepchild are the weapons of the apparently powerless, the weapons of the guerilla. Subterfuge. Sabotage. The artless report of the hurtful things his real mother said about you. Disliking the way you set the table, not wanting you to move the furniture. And stepchildren–even more than children in non-step relationships–are hyperalert to division between parent and stepparent.

I was thirty-three when I married, I had no children of my own and never wanted any. I’m a book person, so before I got married I went out and bought books about being a stepmother. I asked that we all do some family counseling before and during the time we were getting married. The books painted a dismal picture. Women got depressed. Women felt like maids. Women got sick. There were lots of rules–the child needs to spend some time alone with their natural parent and some time alone with their stepparent in a sort of round robin of quality time; a stepmother should have something of her own that gives her a feeling of her own identity; don’t move into their house, start a new house together if you possibly can.

I liked that there were rules so I followed them and they helped a lot (even though I suspect that, like theories of child-raising, our theories of step relationships are a fad and the advice in the books will all be different fifty years from now.) But I was still evil, and that was the most disheartening thing of all. I felt trapped in role not my own choosing. Becoming a stepmother redefined who I am, and nothing I did could resist that inexorable redefining. I suppose motherhood redefines who you are, too. Part of the redefinition of me has been just that–sitting on the bench with the row of anxious mothers at the little league game or at martial arts. Going to school and being Adam’s mother. Being Adam’s mom. It has made me suddenly feel middle-aged in funny ways. I used to go through the grocery line and buy funky things like endive, a dozen doughnuts, a bottle of champagne and two tuna steaks. Now I buy carts full of cereal and hamburger and juice boxes. I used to buy overpriced jackets and expensive suits. Now I go to Sears and buy four sweat shirts and two packages of socks in the boys department.

When I bought endive and champagne, the check out clerk used to ask me what I was making. But no one asks you what you are making when you buy cereal and hamburger.

Beyond all this loomed the specter of Adam at sixteen. The rebellious teenage boy from the broken home, hulking about the house, always in trouble, always resentful. Like many stepchildren, Adam came with an enormous amount of behavioral baggage. He acted out the tensions of his extended family. He was sullen, tearful, resentful of me and equally resentful of his mother. I knew that Adam was the victim in all this, but when you’re up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention is to drain the swamp. I had read that I would be resentful, but nothing prepared me for a marriage that was about this alien child. I didn’t marry Adam, he didn’t marry me, and yet that is what my marriage came down to. By the time Adam was dealt with, my husband and I were too exhausted to be married.

My relationship with Adam was good, better than the relationships described in all those books. He was a happier, healthier, more behaved child than he was when I married Bob–after all, it is easier to parent when there are two of you. People complimented me on what a fine job I had done. I was the only one who suspected that there was a coldness in the center of our relationship that Adam and I felt. I could console myself that he was better off than he was before I married Bob, and he was. But I knew that something was a lie.

One day Adam said angrily that I treated the dog better than I treated him. Of course, I liked the dog, the dog adored me, and Adam, well Adam and I had something of a truce. The kind of relationship a child would have with an adult who might ban Christmas trees from the house. So the accusation struck home.

I started to deal with my stepson the way I deal with my dog. Quite literally. A boy and a stepmother have a strange tension in a physical relationship. I hug Adam and I kiss him on the forehead, on the nose, anywhere but on the mouth. I am careful about how I touch him. I suspect that the call from Child Protective Services is the nightmare of every step parent. But after that comment I began to ruffle his hair the way I ruffle the dog’s ears. I rubbed Adam’s back. I petted him. I occasionally gave Adam a treat, the way I occasionally give the dog one. At first it was all calculated, but within a very short time, it was natural to reassure Adam.

It has made all the difference.

Adam is almost twelve, and the specter of delinquent teenager in the dysfunctional family still haunts me, but it doesn’t seem so likely at the moment. As Adam grows older, my husband and I have more time to be married.

Speaking from the land of the step parent, I tell you, this business of being evil is hard. It is very hard. Being a step parent is the hardest thing I have ever done. And what rewards there are, are small. No one pats me on the head for having given up the pleasures of endive and champagne and tuna steaks for spaghetti sauce and hamburger. That’s what mothers do. Except, of course, they get to be the mom.


June 3, 2009

An filthy whore has hurt my family.

OK, technically just one “person” in my family. But when you hurt one you hurt us all, right?

My precious, sweet, loving, delightful cat Pheobe was bitten by a devilish black widow last week. At least that was the diagnosis of the vet (no, he didn’t use “whore” or “devilish” to describe the arachnid, but I could see it in his eyes that THAT is what he was thinking. I’m psychic like that).

On Monday we had a family party/BBQ, and Pheobe wasn’t around much. But Tuesday afternoon I was shocked when I saw her. There was a large black mark that looked sort of like a bruise as well as a retarded amount of swelling. I thought she may have been hit by a car or injured by someone. I decided to watch it for a day to see if it improved. By Wednesday it had not. In fact, it was getting worse. So off to the vet we went.

pheobe1Post-drainage, pre-surgery

Yup. The swelling wasn’t an injury… it was bulging with pus! And the large black “bruise” wasn’t a bruise, but dead skin and tissue. The vet drained the abscess and then we returned the next day to have the dead tissue removed and the hole sewn up. End of story? Not so much.


It seems little Pheobe wasn’t too fond of her stitches and ripped open her wound after 4 days. CRAP! Back to the vet for an additional surgery. $500+ later and armed with a “cone of shame” (if you haven’t seen UP, you need to 🙂 ), Pheobe is home and recovering well. It will be nice in a week when we can remove the cone and she’ll be back to normal.

L to the P – Part III

June 1, 2009

Saturday proved to be the wettest day on the Lake which isn’t always a horrible thing, but there are only so many card games that a group of 16 can play. So when Mr. N and I announced that we were going to attempt to find the elusive (OK, we just didn’t know where it was) “arch”, everyone decided to join us. After only 100 ft. or so from the houseboat, the dark sky opened up and it started to drizzle… again. But the temperatures were nice and the coolness of the rain actually make the trek very pleasant, although a little slick over the rocks.

It only took about 30 minutes for us to see some very beautiful sights, and the rain allowed us to see them in a way that very few people ever do. I don’t see many L.P. visitors saying “hey, the sky is black and it’s raining outside… let’s go for a hike!”. We didn’t see any other campers even come out of their boats or tents. BUT, it would prove to be their loss.


I have done a little hiking around this area before… like 20 years before. While I remember it being a nice excursion and quite pretty, it paled in comparison to this time around. The wet rocks made the colors breathtaking. And as the water began to run, I can only describe the waterfalls coming off of the canyon cliffs as spectacular. The pictures do not do it justice (partly because for some odd reason, everyone in our party had “issues” with taking their $1000+ camera’s out in torrential downpour. Weird!).




After hiking between 45 to 60 minutes, we finally saw it. The arch. At first it looked like any other arch, but as we got closer, the view became more and more amazing. I can’t even attempt to capture the sight with words, suffice it to say I will never forget the awe I felt when I took it all in. We crossed the arch and hiked up behind it to the many pools and waterfalls. All of the kids (not ours… everyone elses) and I enjoyed the mini-cliff diving and natural pool swimming.




On the hike back it began to REALLY rain (as in not one article of clothing on anyone was dry), so we high tailed it outta there. About 15 minutes from the houseboat, I came within about 6 inches of stepping on a baby rattlesnake. THAT was exciting (and I’m sad I didn’t get a photo of it… stupid rain). In hindsight it probably would have been better if I had stepped directly on it rather than corrected myself mid-step and planted my foot to the right of it. That way I would have squished it and it wouldn’t have been able to strike. Luckily the coolness of the day put the little sucker in a semi-conscious state and slowed the sucker down. I escaped unscathed, at least physically :). I couldn’t help play out in my head what could have happened if it had bitten (how would I have hiked out, gotten medical care in time, etc). And the memory of my little niece who survived a rattlesnake bite only a year ago is still fresh in my mind. LUCKY!

Anywho, the rest of the trip went well. We headed home Sunday afternoon and minus the horrible car accident we happened upon and the crazy hail storm we were caught in, the drive was uneventful :). It was nice to have a night home alone to unwind, and it made the reunion with the kids the next day that much better.

All in all, I would have to say that this trip is definitely in my Top 5 ever. Thanks Carlie & Damon, and thanks Mr. N for making it such a memorable vacation!